<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>You Suck at Soccer!</title>
	<atom:link href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com</link>
	<description>Well, you do.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:38:21 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>it smells delicious in here</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/04/23/it-smells-delicious-in-here/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/04/23/it-smells-delicious-in-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>taco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quotablez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Think'd Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[are you certified to do that?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm hungry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[let's get 12 tacos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[let's get 124098127432 tacos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tacos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/04/23/it-smells-delicious-in-here/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mikey, pre-heat the oven! Dan&#8217;s getting an abortion!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/04/23/it-smells-delicious-in-here/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Working?</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/20/working/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/20/working/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dcaldcal</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rad]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/20/working/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just checking to see if this works!!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just checking to see if this works!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/20/working/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Testicles</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/11/testicles/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/11/testicles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theory?</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Important]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[testicles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/11/testicles/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Testicles.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Testicles.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2009/02/11/testicles/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>College</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/11/05/college/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/11/05/college/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theory?</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quotablez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electoral college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/11/05/college/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I majored in the popular vote at the Electoral College.&#8221;
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I majored in the popular vote at the Electoral College.&#8221;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/11/05/college/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Billz!!!1</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/24/billz1/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/24/billz1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theory?</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quotablez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill of rights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greatest thing ever]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/24/billz1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Bills are the greatest thing ever. Like the bill of rights&#8230;&#8221;
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Bills are the greatest thing ever. Like the bill of rights&#8230;&#8221;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/24/billz1/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>ADM GLDMN SH0WD UP???!?!?!?!!!!???!!!?!!111111</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/21/adm-gldmn-sh0wd-up111111/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/21/adm-gldmn-sh0wd-up111111/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danFUCKINGharder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Important]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quotablez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radd]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/21/adm-gldmn-sh0wd-up111111/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;mega man 9 is japans revenge 4 hir0shma&#8221;
werd yallllll

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;mega man 9 is japans revenge 4 hir0shma&#8221;</p>
<p>werd yallllll</p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/p-640-480-282301b1-514e-4124-bc4c-b6912e275ff8.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/p-640-480-282301b1-514e-4124-bc4c-b6912e275ff8.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/21/adm-gldmn-sh0wd-up111111/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>LITSABERZZZZ</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/litsaberzzzz/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/litsaberzzzz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danFUCKINGharder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsterrific]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Important]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partiezzzz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iwerc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yall]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/litsaberzzzz/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LITSABERZZZZ YALL





]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LITSABERZZZZ YALL</p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-a5a88b08-0b97-495c-8418-766502bac44a.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-a5a88b08-0b97-495c-8418-766502bac44a.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-f350237e-92cd-434b-ad8a-b83d28293765.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-f350237e-92cd-434b-ad8a-b83d28293765.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-5227a62b-7945-4cee-bce2-f267671efaf2.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-5227a62b-7945-4cee-bce2-f267671efaf2.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-95a8e95b-c62d-414a-8db6-a432e6a79310.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-95a8e95b-c62d-414a-8db6-a432e6a79310.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-c510bf73-2d94-4e55-bd99-294d6569764e.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/l-640-480-c510bf73-2d94-4e55-bd99-294d6569764e.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/litsaberzzzz/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>schondek luvs copZZ</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/schondek-luvs-copzz/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/schondek-luvs-copzz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danFUCKINGharder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quotablez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radd]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/schondek-luvs-copzz/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;LOOK STR8 AHED &#038;&#038; NOT @@ ME DIKHED11111&#8243;
- MASS ST8 COPZ 2 S-DEK
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;LOOK STR8 AHED &#038;&#038; NOT @@ ME DIKHED11111&#8243;</p>
<p>- MASS ST8 COPZ 2 S-DEK</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/18/schondek-luvs-copzz/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>it&#8217;s aboutttt time!!!</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/17/its-aboutttt-time/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/17/its-aboutttt-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thisbuildingsonfire</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[werd]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/?p=341</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[











Man who killed wife over Facebook posting jailed for life
Wayne Forrester attacked his wife with kitchen knife and meat cleaver after she changed her Facebook profile to &#8217;single&#8217;




Press Association
guardian.co.uk, 
Friday October 17 2008 17.02 BST
Article history


A jealous husband who stabbed his wife to death because he felt &#8220;humiliated&#8221; over a posting she made on the social [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="header">
<div id="zones-nav">
<div id="nav-bar">
<div id="crumb-nav">
<div></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div id="box">
<div id="article-header">
<div id="main-article-info">
<h1>Man who killed wife over Facebook posting jailed for life</h1>
<h2 id="stand-first">Wayne Forrester attacked his wife with kitchen knife and meat cleaver after she changed her Facebook profile to &#8217;single&#8217;</h2>
</div>
</div>
<div id="content">
<ul class="article-attributes no-pic">
<li class="byline">Press Association</li>
<li class="publication"><a name="&amp;lid={contentTypeByline}{guardian.co.uk}&amp;lpos={contentTypeByline}{1}" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/">guardian.co.uk</a>, </li>
<li class="date">Friday October 17 2008 17.02 BST</li>
<li class="history"><a id="historylink-byline" class="historylink sendbyline" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/oct/17/facebook-murder#history-byline">Article history</a></li>
</ul>
<div id="article-wrapper">
<p>A jealous husband who stabbed his wife to death because he felt &#8220;humiliated&#8221; over a posting she made on the social networking website Facebook was jailed for life today.</p>
<p>Wayne Forrester told police he was &#8220;devastated&#8221; that wife Emma had changed her online profile to &#8220;single&#8221; four days after he had moved out.</p>
<p>Forrester, an HGV driver, drove to the marital home in New Addington, near Croydon, south London, armed with a kitchen knife and a meat cleaver in the early hours of February 18.</p>
<p>Fuelled by cocaine and alcohol, he attacked his wife as she lay in bed, beating her, tearing out clumps of her hair, and stabbing her in the head and neck.</p>
<p>Neighbours who heard screaming called police, who found him sitting outside covered in blood, and he confessed to the killing.</p>
<p>Forrester believed his wife, a payroll administrator, was having an affair and had made threats to kill her, the Old Bailey heard. The couple had been together for 15 years.</p>
<p>Judge Brian Barker, the Common Serjeant of London, told him: &#8220;You committed a terrible act. There is no possible excuse or justification.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is a tragic killing and what you have done has caused untold anguish.&#8221;</p>
<p>Relatives of the victim wept as the 34-year-old, who pleaded guilty to murder at an earlier hearing, was jailed for life with a minimum term of 14 years.</p>
<p>In a statement to police after the murder, he said: &#8220;Emma and I had just split up. She forced me out.</p>
<p>&#8220;She then posted messages on an internet website telling everyone she had left me and was looking to meet other men.</p>
<p>&#8220;I loved Emma and felt totally devastated and humiliated about what she had done to me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Alex Lewis, prosecuting, said neighbours had been woken by screaming at around 6.30am on the day of the murder and police were alerted.</p>
<p>&#8220;They found the lifeless body of Emma Forrester lying on the floor just inside the hallway.</p>
<p>&#8220;She had been stabbed repeatedly in what was a brutal and sustained attack.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lewis said the couple had had a &#8220;volatile&#8221; marriage with Emma sometimes taking two jobs to support herself and her husband, who was often out of work.</p>
<p>The relationship deteriorated further over Christmas last year and her husband finally moved out on Valentine&#8217;s Day.</p>
<p>He began making telephone threats and her father Robert Rothery would often stay at home with her to look after her.</p>
<p>The day before the murder, Forrester rang his wife&#8217;s parents and complained about his wife&#8217;s Facebook entry which he said &#8220;made her look like a fool&#8221;.</p>
<p>Later Emma rang her parents to tell them she was going to bed and bolting the front door.</p>
<p>The next morning neighbours heard crashing as the door was broken down.</p>
<p>When police arrived they found Forrester outside, and he held his hands out to be cuffed. His clothes and hands were covered in blood.</p>
<p>He said: &#8220;It is my wife&#8217;s. She is in there. I have killed her.&#8221;</p>
<p>The officers found her lying in a pool of blood, with a bloodstained kitchen knife beside her. They later also found a blood-stained meat cleaver.</p>
<p>Clumps of Emma&#8217;s hair were found outside the bedroom and the bannister was broken.</p>
<p>The killer had previous convictions for theft and burglary dating back to the age of 15, the court heard.</p>
<p>In a victim impact statement, Emma&#8217;s sister Liza Rothery said her death had been &#8220;devastating&#8221; to her and parents Robert and Frances.</p>
<p>Her father felt guilty at his &#8220;inability to protect his daughter when she needed him&#8221;, she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;What on earth could Emma have done to result in such a brutal, callous attack on a defenceless woman?&#8221;</p></div>
</div>
</div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/17/its-aboutttt-time/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SCNE BIKZ BLOG EDTION</title>
		<link>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/08/scne-bikz-blog-edtion/</link>
		<comments>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/08/scne-bikz-blog-edtion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danFUCKINGharder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsterrific]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scne bikzzzz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scn bikz]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/08/scne-bikz-blog-edtion/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[blog abt ne0n bikzz yallz

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>blog abt ne0n bikzz yallz</p>
<p><a href="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/p-480-320-f3d86e3f-065d-4018-abf2-4d64abac18bd.jpeg"><img src="http://yousuckatsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/p-480-320-f3d86e3f-065d-4018-abf2-4d64abac18bd.jpeg" alt="" width="200" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://yousuckatsoccer.com/2008/10/08/scne-bikz-blog-edtion/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
