You Suck at Soccer!

Mikey, pre-heat the oven! Dan’s getting an abortion!!!

“I majored in the popular vote at the Electoral College.”

“Bills are the greatest thing ever. Like the bill of rights…”

“mega man 9 is japans revenge 4 hir0shma”

werd yallllll

“LOOK STR8 AHED && NOT @@ ME DIKHED11111″

- MASS ST8 COPZ 2 S-DEK

“I like how dick and asshole have the same meaning.” – mPTVN

Do not run with a briefcase into a room full of floating people!

Dan Harder’s new name is: Colin Bother

“That’s a really bloated sex position.” – Colin Bother

“Everyone will know it’s my mating call. I’ll be naked!” – Kevindaniel Harder

“Never pull out111111″ – micL ptvn